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this blog is multi-fandom
currently obsessed with the office
media list is under construction
jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it
I read this post to my dad and he glanced up from his tablet briefly, then looked back down and said, “Bill Murray.”
Every generation has one of these, apparently.
Penguins: clumsy but adorable.
i never wanted this to end
oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR
Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers
make me choose:
tomioneor dramione - for @daphnenott“oh, it was malfoy, i was thinking about him and i lost track of things!”
me dad’s a muggle
mam’s a witch
bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout
Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it
Mistlefoe™
SOMEONE’S HALLS ARE GETTING
DECKED
